Maryse & The Miz Host a Sleepover for Carmella & Big Cass

You have to hand it to Maryse — she has a big heart, and is quite the host when her friends are going to pay a visit. After having a FaceTime chat with Carmella — that, actually, buffered out for a minute, which leads to hilarity later down the line — she decides to invite her over with the love of her life, Big Cass, and she offers for the two to stay with her and Miz. Carmella mentioned that she’d wanted to get out of Orlando and take a vacation to Los Angeles, since she hadn’t been since her Laker Girl days. Maryse, of course, thinks this is as good of a time as any to have a sleepover, whether or not Carmella and Cass are ready for it. After special-ordering an eight foot by eight foot customized bed for Cass — that, ultimately, doesn’t fit in the house, so The Miz and Maryse put it under their pergola — and ordering a taco truck (because Carmella loves tacos), the Mizanins are informed that, while they appreciate the offer, Cass and Carmella would rather spend time alone in their hotel room.

The WWE divas are making history on the ladder tonight, folks, and Brie Bella — of all people — is in her feelings because she can’t participate in the ladder competition thanks to baby Birdie. And so begins the Total Divas S7 E2 — with the first-ever Divas Money in the Bank competition. As fans of WWE already know, this competition ended with Carmella taking the briefcase with the preferred “Money in the Bank” contract,

We then go right into the battle between Lana and Trinity for the Women’s SmackDown title, which ends — of course — with Trinity retaining her title (though not without a good fight from Lana, who received on-site encouragement and training from her husband, Rusev).

the next scene cuts into Carmella sitting with the other Divas kvetching about the fact that she doesn’t see her longtime love, Big Cass, as often as she wants to. As they’re finishing up breakfast, Brie Bella FaceTimes them — with baby Birdie, the spitting image of her father and all, in tow — and they agree to baby-sit the littlest Diva the next time they’re on the West Coast. AW!

We go to the ring and out comes Tamina Snuka with Lana, then Naomi and Charlotte Flair. They’re out to watch the next match.

Battle of the Sexes: Becky Lynch vs. James Ellsworth

The music hits and out next comes James Ellsworth with Carmella, using her theme song. Becky Lynch is out next to a big pop.

The bell rings and Ellsworth drops down to do push-ups. Ellsworth with more stalling as fans sing “Becky’s going to kill you” at Ellsworth. Becky grabs Ellsworth for the Disarm Her but he makes it to the ropes.

Ellsworth takes off his shirt now. They lock up and Ellsworth takes Becky down. Ellsworth mocks Becky and laughs as a “where’s your chin?” chant starts. Ellsworth another takedown as they trade holds. Becky counters and takes Ellsworth to the top. They break and Ellsworth runs into a kick. More running of the ropes and counters. Becky out-wrestles Ellsworth some more for a 2 count. Becky rolls Ellsworth around the ring with her legs now.

Becky grabs a dizzy Ellsworth and spins him around on her shoulders. Becky tosses Ellsworth out of the ring now. Ellsworth makes it back into the ring before the 10 count. He taunts Naomi, Tamina, Flair and Lana now. He turns around and shoves Becky to the mat as fans boo. Ellsworth sends Becky out of the ring at Carmella’s feet now. Ellsworth taunts the other female Superstars and turns around to a missile dropkick from Becky for a 2 count. More back and forth with Becky in control now. Ellsworth goes back to the floor. Ellsworth tries to leave but the others stop him. Charlotte pushes Ellsworth back into the ring. Ellsworth begs Becky and says he’s sorry. Ellsworth tries to hug Becky. She drops him into the Disarm Her for the win.

Winner: Becky Lynch

– After the match, the other female Superstars cheer Becky on as she celebrates. Carmella enters the ring and has words with Becky now. Becky and Carmella look like they’re about ready to fight but Carmella drops Ellsworth with a superkick instead. A “yes!” chant starts up. Carmella’s music hits and she leaves with her briefcase, all alone. Becky is all smiles in the ring as Ellsworth recovers.